train smash

A true catastrophe, an outstandingly tragic event. Often used to tell sb they're exaggerating.

A: Oh I've screwed things up! It's irreversible!
B: Don't fret about it babe, it's no train smash.

A: I say guys, I've been kicked out of college for cheating...
B: Sounds like a real train smash dude!

by fumbu May 7, 2009

Train-Smash

Phrase for using ecstasy pills at once; snort one, swallow one and insert one into rectum (shelf).

I train-smashed three red mitzi's

by Pink Motorola May 15, 2021

trainsmash

Something you wouldn't do when your children are around, on or off a train.

'Man...last night was a trainsmash'

OR

'Excuse me your in my seat, if my kids weren't here there'd be a trainsmash!'

by loltown.com August 5, 2009

trainsmash

when you mix (or "bash") two foods together

"anthony says food at cadet camps is always trainsmash"

by jacqui michelle September 12, 2008

trainsmash

regional dialect (crawley, sussex)

slang for "its no big deal"

"shame you cant give me a lift to the pub, but its no trainsmash"

by bbcks August 12, 2005