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Osceola train ride 

The Osceola Train ride is a sexual encounter where a person performs oral sex on a man and puts their finger into his anus and massages the prostrate, whilst saying "choo choo!"
"Hey man, have you ever had an Osceola train ride? " "yea, she was 3 knuckles deep last night!"
Osceola train ride by KathnPersteph November 3, 2015

Filly Train Ride 

When a guy cums in a girl after doggie style sex, he keeps his cock in her and they walk as a team to the bathroom so the cum doesn't leak all over the bed sheets. The penis keeps the cum in the pussy while the legs operate the train.
Jen: Oh my god, that is so much cum, I just changed my bed sheets!

Joe: No worries babe, I'll give you a Filly Train Ride.

Mexican Train Ride 

When you have sex with a girl with her on top and she hops from anal to regular sex over your penis.
Only hardcore bitches like Mexican Train Rides.

Ghost Train Ride 

Coined by the Escapist’s Yahtzee Crowshaw (best known for his Zero Punctuation series) is a 3rd person, single player, narratively driven story game that aggressively railroads the player through set pieces that move through the ebb and flow of “Queue” (the player is usually walking or platforming through a section dedicated to low times and story narration, during this time collectibles are found in deviations from the set path), “Thrill” (breaks Queue’s calm by inserting “tense, action-filled” glorified cutscenes that will ask you to either hold the stick in a certain direction for a certain amount of time, press some QTEs, or avoid obstacles in a set route.), and finally the “Gift Shop” (post Thrill, occasionally post Queue sections usually some sort of combat area, most likely arena focused where the player must kill all the baddies in a set area before the doors open to the next area, usually paired with a upgrade tree to not only tick a box, but to give you a grain of spice in your combat soufflé, never largely changing the core combat system)
The newest in the Uncharted series is just another in the series of Ghost Train Rides
Ghost Train Ride by Colgrave November 28, 2021

Tijuana Train ride 

The act of shitting on the stairs and smearing it down them, then using it as a slide to slip down it.
I cant wait to get home and catch a Tijuana Train ride down to the basement.
Tijuana Train ride by bigpopa May 17, 2008

J.D. Train Ride 

(v). To travel for hours in order to pleasure your girlfriend with a dish brush.
I J.D. Train Ride all the way to syracuse
J.D. Train Ride by jidzzle1390 October 18, 2008
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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