Definitions by crew8221

Squirrel 

A male, usually of college age, typically drunk, who makes obvious advances on large number of women in a short period of time.

Derived from that fact that squirrels go from tree to tree trying to find a nut

Dude John is a total squirrel tonight he has hit on every woman in this bar.

Squirrel by crew8221 March 9, 2004

sloppy seconds 

1)When one man has unprotected sexual intercourse with a woman who's vagina still contains semen from a previous partner.

Derived from the fact that the second male is at risk for catching STDs from the first but the first is relatively free of risk.

2)Any decrease in provision size or quality do to a hiearchical ranking among men.

1: Tom and David both had sex with Jenny last night but David got sloppy seconds because he was younger.

2:When the fraternity entered the bar the bothers were allowed to pick dates first while the pledges got sloppy seconds.

sloppy seconds by crew8221 March 9, 2004

threesome 

Noun: A sexual encounter involving one man and two women. Contrasted against a sexual encounter involving two men and one woman - a Gang Bang or Train Ride.

Sally did not consider her husband's advances towards Amy as cheating because the trio regularly enjoyed threesomes

threesome by crew8221 March 8, 2004

Train Ride 

Noun: A sexual encounter involving two men and one woman. Usually indicating doggystle sex between one man and the woman while she blows the other man.

Past Tense: Rode the Train

David and Tom were excited about the Train Ride they were about to recieve from Amy.

Train Ride by crew8221 March 8, 2004

Indian dichotomy 

The apparent contradiction that women from India tend to be either amazingly beautiful or less than attractive. Particularly noticable among first generation Indian undergraduates.

The Indian dichotomy is in full effect at the club tonight

Indian dichotomy by crew8221 March 8, 2004

doggystyle 

NOUN: Sexual intercourse between a man and woman charterized by the woman bending over, typically on all fours, and the man inserting his penis into her VAGINA.

ADVERB: in the manner or style of sexual intercourse described above

N: Amy likes woman-on-top while Tom perfers doggystyle

ADJ: Tom wanted to do Amy doggystyle

doggystyle by crew8221 March 8, 2004

dolled out 

ADJ: a look charachterized by the use of heavy or intense make up, highly stylized hair, and/or btight colorful dress.

Used as a compliment

Christina Aguleria and Gwen Stephani are always dolled out.

dolled out by crew8221 March 8, 2004