Trafficked

Adv. To be dragged about town, resulting in prolonged hours waiting in traffic.

Me: “How was your night?”
Friend: “I got trafficked. The cab got lost, and it took us 2 ours to get back from Victory Monument!”
Me: “Dude, you got trafficked.”

by JonKitsune April 5, 2009

Education Trafficked

It’s like sex trafficking except it’s for educational purposes and there’s no sex at all.

Did you see all those international students get education trafficked to the larger cities?

by Patrickthestarfish01 April 27, 2023

Thuggizzle Against Human Trafficking

A cause under the thuggizzle cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.

Thuggizzle Against Human Trafficking is a successful cause because it has proven that spreading awareness uncovers the perpetrators.

by urban savage March 28, 2019

trafficking

Selling something illegal.

I heard he got the book for trafficking in drugs and diamonds.

by standit December 28, 2013

Trafficneer

A driver who practices the pseudoscience of trafficneering by intentionally driving slow or out of the normal traffic pattern in an attempt to break traffic bottlenecks or thwart aggressive drivers. Traits of the trafficneer include high IQ, sincere belief they are serving the greater good by driving slow (time and gas savings) eventhough they themselves are not receiving the time benefit, probably exhibits socialist tendencies on some issues althought not a socialist by nature. The Trafficneer may be fresh out of a fluid dynamics course which, of course, makes them experts in anything that flows with constraints.

The Trafficneer is the exact opposite of an Aggressive Driver who will risk anything to get ahead in traffic: The trafficneer will risk anything to force traffic to conform to his will and idea of how traffic should work.

Note: A trafficneer is not experiencing a fuelirium since the trafficneer is well aware of their actions and those action's effects on other drivers.

The car behind the trafficneer: Why does he always keeps 3 to 5 car lengths ahead of him eventough we are going 20 MPH on a crowded Interstate! I'd pass him if we weren't boxed in!

The trafficneer: The space will break up that traffic bottleneck up ahead and save us and everyone else time. See how the bottleneck broke when we got there! Works everytime! Screw the guy behind me if he doesn't like it, let him pass me...

by Skrabis August 1, 2008

Trafficky

when there is so much traffic you cant even explain it right.

I was trying to make it to work on time but it was so trafficky.

by Fordalicious January 6, 2010

traffucked

The unfortunate position of being stuck in heavy, unmoving traffic, especially traffic that is stalled for no visible reason.

I would have been here earlier, but I was totally traffucked.

by Jules_in_LA November 6, 2006