A man who loves the sauce. Constantly taking endless trips to
drop some heat in public bathrooms, leaving a pungent aftertaste. Enjoys dipping carrots in mystery liquids, such as a ranch-humus meadly. Always find this guy sweaty, whether he is in the gym, at a resturant, or at the
bank. He likes to assert his dominance in public, either by hassling a waiter or loitering outside a crowded event. He can be quiet at first but once he feels comfortable you’ll quickly realize his presence. In
30 years you’ll find this guy at his
son’s Little League Baseball
game with a
beer in his hand, cracking jokes to the locals, and harassing the other kids with his usual banter.