A
man who loves the
sauce. Constantly taking endless trips to
drop some heat in public bathrooms, leaving a pungent aftertaste. Enjoys dipping carrots in mystery liquids, such as a ranch-humus meadly. Always find this
guy sweaty, whether he is in the gym, at a resturant, or at the bank. He likes to assert his dominance in public, either by hassling a waiter or loitering outside a crowded event. He can be quiet at first but once he feels comfortable you’ll quickly realize his presence. In 30 years you’ll find this guy at his son’
s Little League Baseball game with a beer in his hand, cracking jokes to the locals, and harassing the other
kids with his usual banter.