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A lame way of typing teleport in games like minecraft. Mainly use by young punk millennials for they think they are the coolest people in the world.
Minecraft Steve: Hey, I need some diamonds. Does anyone have any to spare?
Young Punk: tpong to me! I gibs
tpong by shishasosei September 9, 2019
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Tongue Technology 

A term used by Agust D fans when Suga raps super fast and destroys the fans world. Makes everyone shook "Ill send you toHong Kong with my tongue technology"
"Did you see him rap? He used his tongue technology!"
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tongue technology 

a term created by Min Yoongi aka AGUST D aka SUGA, that describes how his rap is fire and that everyone shall bow to the holy mixtape.
AGUST D: "Sending listeners to Hong Kong with my rap, my tongue technology"

ARMYs: *dies in excitement*

anal tongue dart 

The act of using your tongue for anal intercourse.
I knew my girlfriend was going down on me, I just didn't know she was going to slip me the anal tongue dart!

tongskumen 

When a girl is giving you some good succ and then bites your dick as you cum which is then followed by the shoving of a blanket into the mans throat until he vomits all over his penis while it is in the girls mouth.
Friend 1: "Yo so did you get that dank tongskumen last night?"
Friend 2: "Yeah man it was sooo delicious."
Friend 1: "Damn how did she react?"
Friend 2: "She returned the favor... ;)"
tongskumen by pseudonym of a person February 6, 2018
A philosophy that overviews the ways of love. Derived from a quote stating that "You cannot like someone you don't know."
You like that girl? You don't even know her! Tongism please!
Tongism by BawssCubing November 2, 2018

Jabba's Tongue 

Tit like Jabba the hutt's tongue
She was on the rings and her tit fell out, I swear it looked just like Jabba's tongue
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