When a women shoves 10 to 12 sexual objects up her rectum, and her male partner has to shove his arm up to the elbow into her ass in order to retrive them. He then must sexually pleasure her with all of the objects. Multiple times.

Black Dude One: Hey homie what did you do last night?
Black Dude Two: Oh i hung out with that couguer Tywasha!
Black Dude One: Oh word?! How did it go?
Black Dude Two: We happy toy boxed so hard! She put 15 things up dat ass and when I pulled them all out they were covered in shit! Then I fucked her with each one 20 times!

Happy Toy Box by NelliyJuice January 18, 2012

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come out of the toy box

To "come out of the tox box" means to admit to being a pedophile.

"James got drunk yesterday and start saying what he most wishes he could do is tap a 7-year-old girl sometime."
"Damn, man, he decided to just come out of the toy box like that to you?"

come out of the toy box by Tochterlieber March 23, 2014

Dubbers Toy Box

A Volkswagen parts shop that has great customer service and great prices. They sell parts, engines, and transmissions.

Im heading over to Dubbers Toy Box to get some stuff to fix up my bug.

Dubbers Toy Box by Oliver Closhof February 7, 2010

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snatch box toy

A womens sex toy, such as a dildo, snatch box means a womens genitalia, then toy as in sex toy.

Veronica keeps a snatch box toy in her bedside cabinet

snatch box toy by pseudonymqwerty12345 February 6, 2009

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toy boxing

A sexual act where participants select several toys from a collection to use in a single session.

Tonight when we are toy boxing I want to use the vibrator, dildo, butt plug, and handcuffs.

toy boxing by max the explorer January 26, 2026

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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