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Ryan's Toy Review 

Ryan's Toy Review is angry at you
Ryan's Toy Review by Turtle_boi1754 September 19, 2020

girl's toy 

A boy who's girlfriend uses him like a toy. Typically he has a small penis which she thinks is cute and enjoys playing with it. The girl may bring her toy to a sleepover where her friends bring their toys and they compare them and show each other what their toy's do. Girls who have a toy with a big cock are very proud and like to show their friends how much they can make him shoot. Those who have toys with small dicks usually show how quickly they can cum and sometimes the girls shave him.

These sleepovers are very fun for the girls because they like sharing their toys and seeing who has the biggest cock among them.
My Girlfriend to her friends: "Girls, look at my toy's small dick! I LOVE it because it is fun to play with. Try it!"

*The girls play with my junk and I cum quickly and they giggle at me*

Another girl: "Yeah?! Well my toy has a HUGE cock! Show them Brian!"

*All girls stare in astonishment and make him cum in twenty minutes with a huge load*

My Girlfriend: "Let's shave our toys so they look like little boys!"

All girls: "YAY!"

All boys quietly: "There goes our dignity. We hate being girl's toys."
girl's toy by Small Junk May 4, 2008

Ryan's Toy Review 

Ryan's Toy Reviews the money machine.
Ryan's Toy Review is Mr. Krabs
Ryan's Toy Review by Darnville March 22, 2021

girl's toy 

Barbie's boyfriend Ken. Although Ken denies being a girl's toy in Toy Story 3
Chunk: "What do you expect from a girl's toy?"
Ken: "I'M NOT A GIRL'S TOY! I'M NOT!!"
girl's toy by NHRHS2010 November 15, 2010

Ryan's toy review 

king of youtube
My child love watching Ryan's toy review

Ryan's Toy Review 

Used to have fun content. Now the kids all gets abused to 'stay on the camera' and the parents have complete control. - mini-documentaries on YouTube about the family
Thanks to cancel culture (I can't believe I'm saying that), a lot of content concering abuse in Ryan's Toy Review have come out.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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