Darnville's definitions

Sonic Fan Fiction

A 13 year old, in their mother's basement writing sonic fan fiction.

Jimmy's cooking up another Sonic fan fiction, i wonder what it is...

by Darnville January 28, 2021

virtual boy

The Virtual Boy Released in August 1995, was infamous for having headaches or potential seizures, it lasted until March 1996, making it the shortest lived console by Nintendo

Jimmy's playing on the virtual boy, he's having a stroke and puking blood

by Darnville January 29, 2021

Super Mario Run

Super Mario Run, released on December 2016, is a mobile auto- runner, where you, Mario, jump over stuff and whatnot.
The game on paper is good, however the problem is that you have to pay 9.99$ for the rest of the game.
That's like only getting world 1 in Mario 3, then you have to pay 9$ to play the rest.

Jimmy's ''beated'' Super Mario Run, now he's gotta pay for the rest of the experience.

by Darnville February 2, 2021

Sega 32x

The Sega 32x, Released in 1995, was a add-on to the Sega Genesis, to enhance the game-play. However it was a failure, it failed due to 2 reasons, Sega wanted to expand the life cycle of the Genesis. And coming near to the release to the Sega Saturn Releasing holiday 95'

Jimmy's playing the Sega 32x, he has no friends now.

by Darnville February 2, 2021

nokia phones

Nokia Phones are literally indestructible, i used a hammer, a drill, a fucking blade saw, but it didn't work.

JImmy's has 3985 nokia phones, non are indestructible.

by Darnville February 4, 2021

playstation 5

If you though the PS3 was expensive at launch think again, the playstation 5s expensive (until a price drop)

Jimmy can't afford the playstation 5.

by Darnville February 5, 2021

The Bit Wars

Nintendo and Sega competing in The Bit Wars, the greatest war in video game history.

Jimmy joined The Bit Wars, not the navy.

by Darnville February 9, 2021