Peppa Pig

she murdered her dinosaur loving brother to jump in some muddy puddles, sold weed to 5th graders, hacked mommy pigs computer for her credit card, in currently spending a life time in jail for trying to fuck a frog at the pet store.
Jesus, is Peppa pig fucking a tree again?
by Turtle_boi1754 September 20, 2020
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Ryan's Toy Review

Ryan's Toy Review is angry at you
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John Laurens

John Laurens was this dude in the 1700's who is a totally a turtle boi and has all my love.
John Laurens is spicy
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Himbo

A man who is not very smart but tries his very best to be respectful and lovable, safe person.
by Turtle_boi1754 May 25, 2021
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