by sammE January 05, 2004
by XMizzBojanglesX October 07, 2006
Short for "towelhead", a derogatory term used for people of Middle Eastern and Indian origin, namely for the customary donning of turbans.
South Park created their character "towelie" partially to make light of this term (as they do with many very heated socio-political issues) and as a play on the term "toweler".
South Park created their character "towelie" partially to make light of this term (as they do with many very heated socio-political issues) and as a play on the term "toweler".
by califoreigner May 07, 2008
The object used to clean up sperm after one male has told another male u take one corner ill take another.
In hughs house he gives stephen some of his dads porn and says u take one corner ill take another, hugh proceeds to wank and clean up his cum with towelie and stephen plays jurassic park on de playstation
by Tuti Smith January 04, 2008
The ultimate guide to the wisdom of being high. Towelie is synonimous with everything about being part of the 21st century and being high - the things that he says and does hold true and close meanings to our everyday lives.
"Towelie, you're the worst character ever" - You're so not! :)
"You wanna get high" - meaning yeah life is a bummer, but we can easily forget that.
"Don't forget to bring a towel" - It's like love itself, bring a towel and everyone will love you. See also Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.
"Oh man, I'm so high right now, I have no idea what is going on" - You're damn straight!
"You wanna get high" - meaning yeah life is a bummer, but we can easily forget that.
"Don't forget to bring a towel" - It's like love itself, bring a towel and everyone will love you. See also Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.
"Oh man, I'm so high right now, I have no idea what is going on" - You're damn straight!
by Lex - ultimatetowelie.co.uk October 23, 2003
A perpetually burned-out talking towel on South Park. Loves to smoke marijuana (even though Mr. Mackey says "Drugs are bad, mmmkay?").
No, Towelie, we do NOT want to get high!
by SiliconHero April 25, 2003
A "smart" towel manufactured by Tynacorp in the Paramount cartoon series South Park, Towelie is a computer-equipped, sentient, walking, talking, blue Bathroom Towel.
Towelie is also a rather heavy marijuana user, and makes no secret of it.
Most Memorable Moment:
Towelie: "Don't preach to me, fatso!"
Cartman: "I can preach to you all I want 'cause your stupid!"
Towelie: "Your stupid!"
Cartman: "Yeah, but your a towel!"
Towelie: "Your a towel!"
Cartman: ".............................."
Towelie is also a rather heavy marijuana user, and makes no secret of it.
Most Memorable Moment:
Towelie: "Don't preach to me, fatso!"
Cartman: "I can preach to you all I want 'cause your stupid!"
Towelie: "Your stupid!"
Cartman: "Yeah, but your a towel!"
Towelie: "Your a towel!"
Cartman: ".............................."
Oh no, not Towelie...
by kjun1_3 February 07, 2011