Towelie 

The ultimate guide to the wisdom of being high. Towelie is synonimous with everything about being part of the 21st century and being high - the things that he says and does hold true and close meanings to our everyday lives.

"Towelie, you're the worst character ever" - You're so not! :)

"You wanna get high" - meaning yeah life is a bummer, but we can easily forget that.

"Don't forget to bring a towel" - It's like love itself, bring a towel and everyone will love you. See also Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.

"Oh man, I'm so high right now, I have no idea what is going on" - You're damn straight!

Towelie by Lex - ultimatetowelie.co.uk October 22, 2003

Towelie 

A perpetually burned-out talking towel on South Park. Loves to smoke marijuana (even though Mr. Mackey says "Drugs are bad, mmmkay?").

No, Towelie, we do NOT want to get high!

Towelie by SiliconHero April 25, 2003

Towelie 

A "smart" towel manufactured by Tynacorp in the Paramount cartoon series South Park, Towelie is a computer-equipped, sentient, walking, talking, blue Bathroom Towel.

Towelie is also a rather heavy marijuana user, and makes no secret of it.

Most Memorable Moment:

Towelie: "Don't preach to me, fatso!"
Cartman: "I can preach to you all I want 'cause your stupid!"
Towelie: "Your stupid!"
Cartman: "Yeah, but your a towel!"
Towelie: "Your a towel!"
Cartman: ".............................."

Oh no, not Towelie...

Towelie by kjun1_3 February 25, 2011

towelie 

my fucking idol

i love towelie

i wanna grow up to be just like towelie

towelie by sammE January 5, 2004

Towelie 

A Talking Towel

Towelie says "Don't forget to bring a towel"
Towelie says "Dya wanna get High?"

Towelie by Gangster Overachiever January 21, 2003

towelie 

Second best "South Park" character. (Behind Cartman)

Towelie: "I choooose... I choose.. BOTH!"
(Popeye Theme Song)

towelie by XMizzBojanglesX October 7, 2006

Towelie 

That towel is mighty fine.

"Hey guys, wanna get high?" ~ Towelie

Towelie by Princess Steve May 10, 2004