towch 

A towel pouch. Used for sports.

Well, at least you found your ball (in the creek). Good thing you have your Towch to dry it off.

towch by mcleanclan October 4, 2013

towch 

An extremely serious cry of pain, usually heard when screeling as loud as possible has not gotten the victim released. Only the cruelest continue to cause suffering once the reaction has risen to this level

Please, stop! Ouch, owww! STOP!! TOWCH!!! *Immediately approaching sirens can be heard*

towch by Bigjimpin March 26, 2024

touch noodle 

A stupid fucking insult twelve year olds without a sense of grammatical coherence use to defend Logan Paul exploiting someone’s suicide in the comment section of a YouTube video

Oh and buy the way your a fucking touch noodle he’s more runner and more awesome than you dick I clicked on the video to see how you gonna prove this bullshit you dumbass clickbait asshole

touch noodle by hterbluc May 1, 2018

Touch Starved 

When one has the strong desire to be touched (not usually in a sexual way). Examples of touch are hugs, kisses, or just something simple as holding hands. Humans feel this desire due to the fact the body releases the hormone oxytocin during skin-on-skin contact. Without it, adults are more susceptible to depression and infants can have developmental problems or even die. This craving can be satisfied through a friend (if you're comfortable with affection, some platonic relationships are more hands off) or a partner.

Alex: Since I broke up with Taylor I've been so touch starved...
Andy: Wanna hug?

Alex: Yeah :)

*insert a cute hug here*

Touch Starved by Thyla The Timeless January 28, 2018

Torchbearing 

The action of when one simultaneously smokes a cigarette and a spliff.

Rio: that guy's brave, he's been torchbearing all night.
Ieuan: of course, it gives you a cracking buzz.

Torchbearing by Mental Father July 1, 2019

No Touch Bondage Slut 

A Bondage Slut that is so pre occupied with her fetish of being tied up that she has no will, desire, or even care to touch you or pleasure you as well. Even when her hands aren’t tied, invisible ropes seem to keep her hands from doing any touching or exploring of you and your body.

Hey did I tell you, that slut i met on Tinder, the one I thought would be a freak because she likes bondage......turned out to be a No Touch Bondage Slut What a colossal disappointment, ya know....who would of figured.

No Touch Bondage Slut by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 1, 2019

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole 

Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.

“Mate, you want to avoid that one; I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole!”

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016