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A pouch that's also a towel (on the inside) - a towel pouch.

A simple idea, but one that has been found lacking from every golf bag in America!!

Golf (of the ball variety) and disc golf versions are both made.

A registered trademark of McSkinny Industries, Inc.

Patent Pending.
Dude, that ball's buried in the green. Great approach! Good thing you have your Towch®!
Towch® by McSkinny August 21, 2013
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towching 

to punch your friend in the balls
hey man look over their ahhhh i was just towching you haha
towching by shane oconwell April 16, 2007
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A towel pouch. Used for sports.
Well, at least you found your ball (in the creek). Good thing you have your Towch to dry it off.
towch by mcleanclan October 4, 2013
An extremely serious cry of pain, usually heard when screeling as loud as possible has not gotten the victim released. Only the cruelest continue to cause suffering once the reaction has risen to this level
Please, stop! Ouch, owww! STOP!! TOWCH!!! *Immediately approaching sirens can be heard*
towch by Bigjimpin March 26, 2024

towchick 

A female tow truck driver. Has to prove herself to the male species on a daily basis (yes, that includes the male NON tow industry men) Examle: "R/O of vehicles says to her as he tries to see inside her truck " Oh, are you going to tow my car"? Towchick replies "myself and the midget magical leprechaun I have hiding in my pocket of course it's just me idiot now step back"
A Towchick is cautious and aware of her surroundings at all times on her toes looking out for good and bad situations if they were to arise. Able to multitask at a higher level then the opposite gender due to mother-like instincts. A tow chick is a hard worker it is determined to change the stereotypical image set forth before her
She is a bad ass bitch
Officer on scene " dispatch make sure to ask for towchick, she'll know exactly how to recover this car quickly so we can get out of here
towchick by AZSparkles March 1, 2025
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