towals 

bear crawling with your hands sliding
on the floor with a towel sprinting as fast as you can

Omg, in basketball practice we had to do towals, im tired!

towals by ni€€a February 24, 2024

bowel towels

Toilet paper.

Grab me a few pages of the New York Times, please. We're out of bowel towels again.

bowel towels by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009

totals

(adverb)

means complete, whole or entirely. Short form of the word "totally. Handy when messaging or texting to save keystrokes.

Dude: "Dude, check out the body on that chick!"

Other Dude: "Totals hot!"

totals by gtbarry November 2, 2008

totals

(adverb)

means complete, whole or entirely. Short form of the word "totally. Handy when messaging or texting to save keystrokes.

Dude: "Dude, check out the body on that chick!"

Other Dude: "Totals hot!"

totals by gtbarry October 3, 2008

Shit Towels 

A bag of soiled and used towels stored at the front entrance of buildings.

Yo man, why you have to elbow drop me on the shit towels, now i gotta clean my ass up!

Shit Towels by The Lift March 8, 2009

Show Towels

Towels hung at certain times of the year in the bathroom by the wife, mother, or female of the house to confuse the hell out of the Husband, son, or males in the house. These towels are meant for show only and are not to be used at all by anyone living in the home or guests that may come over. If they are used, the wife, mother, or females of the house will flip out on the husband, son, or male of the house that used the towel.

Female: "Ok who just used the Christmas towels in the bathroom?

Male: "I did. Why?"

Female: "NO YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO USE THOSE TOWELS ! USE YOUR HEAD! USE THE OTHER TOWELS YOU MORON!

Male: *Gives a very confused look and asks*

What the hell? Why not?

All females in the house respond: BECAUSE THEY ARE "SHOW TOWELS" YOU IDIOT!

Show Towels by nextrockstar88 December 18, 2009

Bum towels 

Toilet paper, loo roll, bog roll

Ah shit we're completely out of bum towels and I really need to go. bog roll

Bum towels by Auslang April 17, 2015