Towelsexual

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Someone who, at one point, had sexual/romantic desires, but just threw in the towel on dating wholesale, often due to frequent rejection. Hence the name: towelsexual.

Not to be confused with asexuals/aromantics, who never had any sexual/romantic desires to begin with. Or incels, whose failures at romance stem from a boring life and lead to abject hatred towards the other gender.

The towelsexual pride flag is, well, just a towel. What did you expect? We gave up trying to design one, too.

I was straight at one point, but after 15 women in a row said no, I threw in the towel and came out as towelsexual.

Towelsexual by Shepherd Guy August 15, 2022

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torensexual

Torensexual is a sexuality where any gender is attracted to both Men and people who are Non-Binary!

"I like men and Non-Binary people, I am Torensexual."

torensexual by hey its my real name November 19, 2020

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Towelsexual • Toesexual • toolsexual • torensexual

Toesexual

When you are not sexually attracted to males or females, you are only attracted to toes and sucking them

That girl over there is toesexual

Toesexual by Toelinda December 4, 2017

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toolsexual

Someone who does sensual and questionable things with garden tools, such as shovels, rakes, or shears.

Did... Did that bitch just lick a shovel? She must be toolsexual.

toolsexual by nokiwisformybaby February 11, 2018

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toesexual

someone who is heavily and madly attracted to toes.

OMG ECHBI CAME OUT AS TOESEXUAL!!!???

toesexual by CHBI November 20, 2021

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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