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Towelsexual 

Someone who, at one point, had sexual/romantic desires, but just threw in the towel on dating wholesale, often due to frequent rejection. Hence the name: towelsexual.

Not to be confused with asexuals/aromantics, who never had any sexual/romantic desires to begin with. Or incels, whose failures at romance stem from a boring life and lead to abject hatred towards the other gender.

The towelsexual pride flag is, well, just a towel. What did you expect? We gave up trying to design one, too.
I was straight at one point, but after 15 women in a row said no, I threw in the towel and came out as towelsexual.
Towelsexual by Shepherd Guy August 15, 2022
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torensexual 

Torensexual is a sexuality where any gender is attracted to both Men and people who are Non-Binary!
"I like men and Non-Binary people, I am Torensexual."
torensexual by hey its my real name November 19, 2020
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Toesexual 

When you are not sexually attracted to males or females, you are only attracted to toes and sucking them
That girl over there is toesexual
Toesexual by Toelinda December 4, 2017

toolsexual 

Someone who does sensual and questionable things with garden tools, such as shovels, rakes, or shears.
Did... Did that bitch just lick a shovel? She must be toolsexual.
toolsexual by nokiwisformybaby February 11, 2018

toesexual 

someone who is heavily and madly attracted to toes.
OMG ECHBI CAME OUT AS TOESEXUAL!!!???
toesexual by CHBI November 20, 2021

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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