Towelsexual

Someone who, at one point, had sexual/romantic desires, but just threw in the towel on dating wholesale, often due to frequent rejection. Hence the name: towelsexual.

Not to be confused with asexuals/aromantics, who never had any sexual/romantic desires to begin with. Or incels, whose failures at romance stem from a boring life and lead to abject hatred towards the other gender.

The towelsexual pride flag is, well, just a towel. What did you expect? We gave up trying to design one, too.

I was straight at one point, but after 15 women in a row said no, I threw in the towel and came out as towelsexual.

Towelsexual by Shepherd Guy August 15, 2022

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torensexual

Torensexual is a sexuality where any gender is attracted to both Men and people who are Non-Binary!

"I like men and Non-Binary people, I am Torensexual."

torensexual by hey its my real name November 19, 2020

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Related Words

Towelsexual • Toesexual • toolsexual • torensexual

Toesexual

When you are not sexually attracted to males or females, you are only attracted to toes and sucking them

That girl over there is toesexual

Toesexual by Toelinda December 4, 2017

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toolsexual

Someone who does sensual and questionable things with garden tools, such as shovels, rakes, or shears.

Did... Did that bitch just lick a shovel? She must be toolsexual.

toolsexual by nokiwisformybaby February 11, 2018

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toesexual

someone who is heavily and madly attracted to toes.

OMG ECHBI CAME OUT AS TOESEXUAL!!!???

toesexual by CHBI November 20, 2021

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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