towelstheferret

A absolute god in multiplayer and known for carrying the team in almost everything he does and has the greatest laugh you’ve ever heard. Some compare it to a puppy squealing or dolphins performing intercourse. Imitating his laugh is punishable by death in Indonesia and is known to cause brain aneurysms.

Jordan: *laughs*
Anybody: He’s TowelsTheFerret-ing!
Jordan: *keeps laughing*
Anybody: He sounds like a (insert animal here)

towelstheferret by EmperorWaffs March 19, 2019

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towelstheferret

Jordan: *laughs*
Anybody: He’s TowelsTheFerret-ing!
Jordan: *keeps laughing*
Anybody: He sounds like a (insert animal here)

towelstheferret by EmperorWaffs March 19, 2019

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