Touchy Feely
101 is an elective that you can take 7th grade and onward, in this class there must be an
equal amount of boys and girls(Teacher counts), if in this class you are the highest performing student you
pick a partner and do the midair dong suck
Lee: "Today'
s lesson: Touchy Feely 101. But first–" dragging the Eds out "–a little visual aid. Assistants
May and Marie! If you would be so kind."
May: "Would I ever!"
May and Marie drag their chosen pupils into restroom stalls.
Edd: "Wait I–I haven't studied for this lesson!" They begin to kiss.
Ed and Edd: "RUN AWAY!"
Ed: "Holy smoly!"
Eddy: petrified "Okay, that'
s it! I'm telling the teacher on you!"
Lee: "I'm all ears, my little teachers pet."
Lee cackles and shoves Eddy into a stall. Outside, the sign falls off the door, revealing it as it really is: a girls' bathroom.