Touchy Feely
101 is an elective that you can take 7th grade and onward, in this
class there must be an equal amount of boys and girls(Teacher counts), if in this
class you are the highest performing student you pick a partner and do the midair dong suck
Lee: "
Today's lesson: Touchy Feely
101. But first–" dragging the Eds out "–a little visual aid. Assistants May and Marie! If you would be so kind."
May: "Would I ever!"
May and Marie drag their chosen pupils into restroom stalls.
Edd: "Wait I–I haven't studied for this lesson!" They begin to
kiss.
Ed and Edd: "RUN AWAY!"
Ed: "Holy smoly!"
Eddy: petrified "Okay, that's it! I'm telling the teacher on you!"
Lee: "I'm all ears, my little teachers pet."
Lee cackles and shoves Eddy into a stall. Outside, the sign falls off the
door, revealing it as it really is: a girls' bathroom.