A person, or a DOG, obsessed with feet.
A feety likes to touch feet, lick feet, tickle feet, feel feet on their
face, on their ******* (
skin).
CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, a feety doesn't
like all feet.
All feet are not equal. Some feet are better than others.
God: here is a conversation between
two feeties. There's
nothing wrong with them. I made them in my image didn't I! *wink wink*
Feety 1: check her foot bro, wAAAAw
Feety 2: dude you have a problem. Her feet are wack, them long toes look like fingers! Ugh
Feety 1:
man you're so judgy, you're not a real feety!
Feety 2: actually, if you'd read the definition, you'd know a feety doesn't have to like all feet to be
one. Sorry you don't have standards. TTYL, I go some facefeeting to do.