touchables 

goodies, charmcasters, anything that you want to touch on the member of the opposite sex, not always easy to do so, but you still might be able to.

YOOO! I saw this thick chick and she had a pair of touchables..

touchables by sm6825/twiggle February 25, 2012

touchless 

A male/female who is yet to be intimately involved in ANY way with another human being.

'...at this point, as a 36 year old touchless male, I don't know what to do. I guess I just keep on keeping on...' (after a failed attempt of initmate approach)

touchless by redditscanner July 31, 2013

touchless carwash 

Cumming on a girls face then wiping it off with your nut sac.He was mad at his girlfriend so he gave her a touchless carwash.

He was mad at his girlfriend, so he gave her a touchless carwash.

touchless carwash by PirateCapt62 August 3, 2019

Touchless Carwash 

When you shampoo your hair and stand straight under the showerhead to rinse, so the soap cascades down your body

My hair's greasy but the rest of my body's pretty clean, I'll go have a quick touchless carwash

Touchless Carwash by VanillaFloatDrPepper July 27, 2022