touchables

goodies, charmcasters, anything that you want to touch on the member of the opposite sex, not always easy to do so, but you still might be able to.

YOOO! I saw this thick chick and she had a pair of touchables..

touchables by sm6825/twiggle February 25, 2012

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touchless

A male/female who is yet to be intimately involved in ANY way with another human being.

'...at this point, as a 36 year old touchless male, I don't know what to do. I guess I just keep on keeping on...' (after a failed attempt of initmate approach)

touchless by redditscanner July 31, 2013

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touchless carwash

Cumming on a girls face then wiping it off with your nut sac.He was mad at his girlfriend so he gave her a touchless carwash.

He was mad at his girlfriend, so he gave her a touchless carwash.

touchless carwash by PirateCapt62 August 3, 2019

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Touchless Carwash

When you shampoo your hair and stand straight under the showerhead to rinse, so the soap cascades down your body

My hair's greasy but the rest of my body's pretty clean, I'll go have a quick touchless carwash

Touchless Carwash by VanillaFloatDrPepper July 27, 2022

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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