touchcake

a swollen vagina to the point where it can be easily touched by someone who would be after that kind of shit. swelling caused by excessive masturbation.

I'm going to pound your touchcake.

by tippir September 3, 2010

touchbase

when geting a blowjob and the lips go to the bottom of the penis

the said he wants to touchbase with me we all giggled

i was geting a blowjob and she can touchbase

by lowelljoe January 3, 2010

Touchpaper

A pile of arse implemented by the NHS to try and make IT services more effective! Re-Named Touchcloth

The IT department is a Joke! I know lets use Touchpaper even though it doesnt work!

by Chickenlickin April 1, 2009

douchcake

A cake Of douch sometimes referred as a strawberry douch cake

"Your'e a douchcake"

by sabbath70 May 2, 2007

Touchbase

A vague description given in a Teams invite to catch subordinates off guard before you give them the axe

Seif just sent me a Teams invite with Touchbase in the subject line, so it’s been nice working you boys!

by Dave The Meme King July 8, 2023