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tomball junior high 

a crack house full of whores and faggots who run around with juuls in there muffs making themselves look hella gay.
Most importantly tomball is home, tomball is a place where you can truly express yourself by being extra faggot. the athletics department is home to many of the fast greasy niggers and coaches who act like they give a shit
I go to tomball junior high.

Wow, you must get fucked by your cousin on the weekends:)
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toublike 

I would like toublike not to go to saborosos
toublike by bossmemesxx69 November 29, 2018

Tubalard 

when one person excides the weight of 210 lbs at the age of 14
Rob m. is a Tubalard
Tubalard by Herman August 12, 2003

Topballenest 

It wasn't until i got to the Vip room and saw them, i knew right away that i had found the players circle, and the most topballenest players were there.
Topballenest by James Fuckn Beam February 24, 2011

Toualetehydrophobia 

Origin:
Greek: toualete toilet
Greek: hydor water

Greek: phobos fear

A combination of the Greek toualete; meaning toilet; the Greek prefix hydro, and the Greek root phobia.It translates literally as fear of toilet water. Toualetehydrophobia is an irrational fear of being splashed with water from a toilet. In more severe cases the patient will fear the small amount of splashing that occurs while urinating. It can be specific manifestation of misophobia; or the fear of being contaminated with germs. Synonyms - urinohydrophobia.
Her toualetehydrophobia was so bad she could not sit while urinating.
Toualetehydrophobia by NovaThomas September 14, 2012

Tokballs 

Like blue balls, but when you go to find a tiktok in your liked videos and realise that you forgot to like it.
Will: Hey let me show you this tiktok. Wait fuck I forgot to like it.
Daniel: Ah you've got Tokballs
Tokballs by UlladullaChats December 27, 2020
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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