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Thotstitute 

Slang for a second-tier hoe. Another evolution of a thot. Also used to describe the fictional character Kim Mills. From thot + prostitute. The act of being a thotstitute is "thotstitution". First mentioned by the popular Facebook page Bardock Obama.
Putting 'taken' in your bio not gonna stop a dude from DMing/inboxing you. Liam Neeson's daughter was taken twice and he still went after her. Its up to you not to be a little thotstitute.
Thotstitute by 360 Noscope August 31, 2014
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hotstitute 

An extremely hot prostitute. The hottest hooker you have ever seen. So hot that it makes it OK that she is a prostitute.
I'm putting that hotstitute's child through college.

Maria Bello plays a great hotstitute in Payback.
hotstitute by InspectorSlap February 19, 2011

Thostitute 

A female thot who has evolved into a prostitute with age, but her thot behavior has been increased with the evolution, making her a thostitute
That girl you know in your fifth period who you know fucked every guy on the football team. 7 years later, you can find her working on the streets with even bigger thottish behavior. That is what is identified as a thostitute.
Thostitute by anaverageweirdo January 6, 2015

Thugstitute 

A soft-core replacement for a real, gang banging thug.
Yo man, LoLipOp can't make it tonight, we better get us a thugstitute for this job!
Thugstitute by Da Thugstitute April 23, 2010

Totstitute 

When parents allow their kids to dress like prostitutes and may even encourage it for attention or exploitation
“Omg belly shirts in 6th grade? Another totstitute is walking around”
“Posting YouTube videos of your totstitutes should be illegal”
“Wow booty shorts in SC, endless totstitutes , it’s an epidemic”
Totstitute by Coleyrae March 21, 2020

Thottitude 

A unit of measure used to determine how much of a thot one is.
I've never witnessed a person of such thottitude!
Thottitude by EdibleItalians February 17, 2019

totstitute 

A female uder age, who dresses like a prostitute, although is in school, can get away with horrible clothing choices. Not really a prostitute.
1. Her skirt is so short! What a totstitute! 2. Her mother said "You cannot wear that to school! You look like a totstitute!"
totstitute by Tess S. February 2, 2006
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