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totodile 

During sex when the male bites the female then continues by shooting his cum into her cut. Finally he finishes by spitting water into her cut to clean it.
Last night I totally totodiled this girl then she tied me up and I got bulbasaured.
totodile by Kleft13 November 28, 2013
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Totodile 

One of the cutest Pokemon that bites everything. Don't capture this friendly ( DANGEROUS ) Pokemon, unless you want your dick bitten off.
Trainer: TOTODILE, I CHOOSE YOU!

Totodile: *Immediately jumps trainer and bites his dick off*

TOTODILE GAINED 1,000 EXP...

Totodile 

The 158th Pokémon in the National Pokédex. It is a Water type, originally found in the Johto region, and distributed there as one of the three starter Pokémon in Johto.

Totodile resembles a bipedal, blue crocodile with red spines on its back and tail.
Totodile! I choose you!
Totodile by ILoveToSuckOldDicks December 18, 2016

totodil3 

Idiot.

Saying said by Tuck; Pronounced as Tootoodildrieuuuuh
Guy: He's a real totodil3
Tuck: Tootoodildrieuuuuh
totodil3 by ILoveToSuckOldDicks December 6, 2016

totodilus 

chill streamer who plays Apex for the most part. half spaz/half shy quiet boi.
He's a Totodilus.
totodilus by Totodilus August 17, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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