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theophile 

An estranged member of society, often found in libraries and internet cafes. has a lust for theoretical thinking and an inexplicable sexual desire towards textbooks.
"He's such a theophile, I caught him balls deep in a GCSE German textbook the other day"
theophile by AhBo124 November 3, 2013

Theophile 

One of your best friends' middle school crush who she never stops talking about
Let's watch Theophile come down the stairs
Theophile by A Norah May 17, 2022

Théophile 

When Théophile is crushing on someone he doesn't tell to her that he like her but he is trying to make the most eyes contacts with her and he is always think about her , Théophile is very very very cute , kind , beautiful and intelligent .When Théophile is crushing on a girl , she is also crushing on Théophile . Théophile always do the better choice
Théophile is in love with Victoria so he is making eyes contacts with her all the time

Théophile 

Are you really named like that ?

You re love by the god.

Théophile in french is Aimé par Dieu.

Ton prénom est très rare (comme ton humour)

Tu es bien plus intelligent que ton tocard de pote Ethan.

Tu es destiné à rentrer à l EDHEC BUISNESS SCHOOL car tu es une pépite mondialement reconnu.

T’es juste un crack enfaite
Théophile or the god
Théophile by Théophile November 21, 2021

Theophilus 

A highly intelligent sentient being with a name derived from the agglomeration of all the names of the Gods. Theophilus possesses great physical beauty, and is said to be the inspiration of Adonis.

Unparalleled strength, integrity and acuity, Theophilus is understandably the desire of all women on Earth, and some wayward men.

Crossing Theophilus in any way is unheard of and unsought of. Not only is Theophilus able to atomize anything with his incredibly breath-taking piercing, clear brown eyes, he has Chuck Norris at his personal beck and call.

Riches and power appeal not to this great being, but rather he exists, simply because he does.
Person 1 "I need, the perfect guy"
Person 2 "We all need a Theophilus"
Theophilus by Camane September 3, 2010
Typography obsessed individual. Fonts, type families, weights and widths, italics and obliques.
These words send an arousing feeling up a typophiles spine.
Bill couldn't stop analysing the new Natwest advert and it's ridiculous use of type. What a typophile!
Typophile by predatorMC March 12, 2009
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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