theophile

An estranged member of society, often found in libraries and internet cafes. has a lust for theoretical thinking and an inexplicable sexual desire towards textbooks.

"He's such a theophile, I caught him balls deep in a GCSE German textbook the other day"

by AhBo124 November 3, 2013

Theophile

A person who is sexually attracted to and gifted at pulling bad bitches.

Nick: Ayyy whose that dude in the vip with 25 thotties surrounding him?

Sam: That's Zach, he does this shit every weekend he's a straight Theophile.

by ZRh2pc May 12, 2018

Theophil

A guy who always claims to be a few inches bigger than be really is, not only regarding body size.

It's as tiny as Theophil.

by CptObvious. January 6, 2017

Theophile

One of your best friends' middle school crush who she never stops talking about

Let's watch Theophile come down the stairs

by A Norah May 17, 2022