by Krzysztofero August 12, 2020
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You might be wondering, what kind of tiddies are considered big? Well, based on lots of published data and the results from my extensive studies, I would say that people with a cup size over D or a bra size over 18 could be categorized as having large chesticles, with all other sized titties considered average or small. But fret not, because we love tits of all shapes and different sizes. Some of my favourites include Cinnamon-breasted tits, Elegant tits (loads of these reside in the Philippines), Japanese tits and I can't forget those gorgeous African blue tits, saw lots of those at Tenerife once!
With all that out of the way, let's focus on the back pain. My research over the years indicates that people with breast cups size D and above tend to have greater curvatures of the spine and poorer postures than small-breasted people. In some severe cases this can cause Scoliosis or Kyphosis. What's the difference? Well Scoliosis is a sideways curve of your spine, often taking the shape of a letter S or C. Kyphosis is more of a forward rounding of the back, which leads to you looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Another one of my studies found how prior to breast reduction surgery, half of 179 test subjects with size DD breasts or above had almost constant pain in their back, neck or shoulders. After carefully removing most of the excess titty mass (as if there could be too much of it), their pains relieved within 3 weeks or less. This is my experience in Titistics.
With all that out of the way, let's focus on the back pain. My research over the years indicates that people with breast cups size D and above tend to have greater curvatures of the spine and poorer postures than small-breasted people. In some severe cases this can cause Scoliosis or Kyphosis. What's the difference? Well Scoliosis is a sideways curve of your spine, often taking the shape of a letter S or C. Kyphosis is more of a forward rounding of the back, which leads to you looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Another one of my studies found how prior to breast reduction surgery, half of 179 test subjects with size DD breasts or above had almost constant pain in their back, neck or shoulders. After carefully removing most of the excess titty mass (as if there could be too much of it), their pains relieved within 3 weeks or less. This is my experience in Titistics.
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A woman having a mental disorder causing her to be a slut or thot; A crazy slut; Women who cannot have a solid relationship and feels the need to cheat or sleep around.
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SPANISH WORD. which means to tutistify which means to be ALL YOU in a very tuti-ish way.only applies to ppl who are nicknamed tuti.
OTHER FORMS OF VERB:
yo tutistico
yo estoy muy tustistica hoy.
yo no me harto de tutisticar.
necesitas una tutisticacion.
no jodas.estoy tutisticandome.
ojala me llamara tuti para poder tutisticarme
yo tutistico
yo estoy muy tustistica hoy.
yo no me harto de tutisticar.
necesitas una tutisticacion.
no jodas.estoy tutisticandome.
ojala me llamara tuti para poder tutisticarme
by LeslieJimenes/Nicole Mateo May 18, 2007
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