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total gogular failure 

In swimming, when one dives into the pool when starting a race and his or her goggles immediately completely fill up with water or fall off, usually ending up somewhere part way down the person's face.
Brian: "Damn, dude. What happened during that race? You're time was freaking slow."

Tom: "I experienced total gogular failure and couldn't see shit."

Total Gaming Network 

An online gaming community that offers communites for many online-gaming titles such as BF2, BF2142, Half Life, CoD4, Crysis, and many more.

Also the base of Total ROE.
Total Gaming Network Rules!

Total Gaming Network now support a Half Life community.
Total Gaming Network by Rob-UK November 14, 2007

Total Gym 

When you're bangin' a chubby chick in a variety of sexual positions then you finish from behind while jogging in place.
I needed a good workout but I was low on cash. So I picked up a fatty from the bar, made her nachos and hit the Total Gym in before the end of the day.
Total Gym by Drop Dead Duck September 14, 2010

Total Graham Move 

Royally fucking up so bad that there is no recovering from it. Can be used in everyday life.
Person 1: Hey man did you hear that Clawson fell uphill?
Person 2: Yeah dude thats a Total Graham Move

total groove cat 

a phrase used by aging men desperate to remain relevant in today's day and age.

Synonyms include: Cool. Great. Okay! Alright. Sounds good! Awesome sauce.
Son: Thanks for dropping me off, Dad. I'll hit you up later.

Dad: Total groove cat.
total groove cat by ArrrTard February 19, 2013

being a total gavin

To smell like dick cheese all the time and stalk all your best friend while jerking off in the bushes. avoiding people at parties and CHUGGIN DICK
"Gavin is being a total Gavin like a sussy baka"
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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