total g

A very impressive dude.

McGregor ko'd Aldo in just 13 seconds. He is a total G!

by Kaiser77 June 24, 2017

total gogular failure

In swimming, when one dives into the pool when starting a race and his or her goggles immediately completely fill up with water or fall off, usually ending up somewhere part way down the person's face.

Brian: "Damn, dude. What happened during that race? You're time was freaking slow."

Tom: "I experienced total gogular failure and couldn't see shit."

by UndeadMessenger March 20, 2009

Total Gaming Network

An online gaming community that offers communites for many online-gaming titles such as BF2, BF2142, Half Life, CoD4, Crysis, and many more.

Also the base of Total ROE.

Total Gaming Network Rules!

Total Gaming Network now support a Half Life community.

by Rob-UK November 14, 2007

Total Gym

When you're bangin' a chubby chick in a variety of sexual positions then you finish from behind while jogging in place.

I needed a good workout but I was low on cash. So I picked up a fatty from the bar, made her nachos and hit the Total Gym in before the end of the day.

by Drop Dead Duck September 14, 2010

Total Graham Move

Royally fucking up so bad that there is no recovering from it. Can be used in everyday life.

Person 1: Hey man did you hear that Clawson fell uphill?
Person 2: Yeah dude thats a Total Graham Move

by Patrick Chambers April 30, 2019

total groove cat

a phrase used by aging men desperate to remain relevant in today's day and age.

Synonyms include: Cool. Great. Okay! Alright. Sounds good! Awesome sauce.

Son: Thanks for dropping me off, Dad. I'll hit you up later.

Dad: Total groove cat.

by ArrrTard February 19, 2013

being a total gavin

To smell like dick cheese all the time and stalk all your best friend while jerking off in the bushes. avoiding people at parties and CHUGGIN DICK

"Gavin is being a total Gavin like a sussy baka"

by anonymous July 25, 2021