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total ass play

to stimulate ones ass with toys, fingers, tongue, penis, or any other foreign object grabbed in a time of passion and being fully stimulated to the fullest
i had some awesome total ass play last night
total ass play by dick stump April 3, 2010

Total Nonstop Ass 

Wrestling promotion on SpikeTV, and what "TNA" really stands for. An embarrassment to not just professional wrestling, but to humanity in general.
Total Nonstop Action? More like Total Nonstop Ass. TNA is a fucking joke.
Total Nonstop Ass by A.C. Sativa February 12, 2013

Total Fat Ass 

Fatter than fat. You've maxed out your weight. Might as well not exist because everyone is disgusted by your appearance.
Trevor - Yesterday I watched Barney and I was tempted to kill myself.

Sandy - Oh my god, Barney.. What a Total Fat Ass!
Total Fat Ass by Scott Too Hot July 31, 2009

a total fat ass 

a kid who east tons and lives in the shit hole town of cloquet he is literally a piece of shit NOT KIDDING
50 big macs were placed on a table and everyone was wondering where did they go??

hey i know that fat ass over there ate them

who is he??

tyler demingie, a total fat ass
a total fat ass by tom clancy54 June 29, 2009

Total asscrack 

A word to describe your best friends new boyfriend
Total asscrack by Planetsimp October 20, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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