2 definitions by Planetsimp

Total asscrack

A word to describe your best friends new boyfriend

Wow Jacob is a total asscrack

by Planetsimp October 21, 2022

Marcie

Beautiful girl who gets the homie hopper boyfriend on accident. See definition of: total asscrack

Maybe gay dude: “Wow you really need to get over that Marcie”
Friend lookalike: “Stop staring over my head at Marcie”

Me:”How could I she is drop dead gorgeous”

by Planetsimp October 23, 2022