toss wad

Seminal fluids from masturbation.

She thought his toss wad was hair gel.

by Sethifus December 29, 2007

tosswaddler

A bloated, self-important and self-absorbed chump, usually disturbingly overweight and obsessed with masturbation.

Stems from tosser and waddler.

GuyA: See that guy over there?

GuyB: That obese guy following that hot chick around?

GuyA: yeah, the guy playing pocket pool...

GuyB: What a tosswaddler!

by CapTim April 15, 2008

Tosswad

1.A wanker.
2.A wad or chunk of sperm ejaculated after masturbation.

Alfonse is a real A grade tosswad.

by Epitaph August 8, 2005