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A man who has a level of stupidity similar to that of a human with a masturbating monkey for a brain.
South African origin, from Afrikaans tos, meaning masturbation or wanking, and kop being head.
Similar words are: nigger, poes, doos, retard, Andre
Example one:
John - DID YOU SEE THAT TOSKOP ANDRE IN CLASS TODAY??! WHAT A RETARD
Nick - I know right! Andre is such a stupid toskop (see Afrikaans)

tokophobia 

Jill was terrified to be pregnant, as she had severe tokophobia.
tokophobia by lamps November 25, 2007
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an abbreviated way of referring to the song The Other Side of Paradise, by glass animals
my favorite song by Glass Animals is TOSOP
tosop by ashketchxp April 27, 2020

Tokophobe 

Someone who is very afraid of anything to do with pregnancy and childbirth. Please be nice to them, they're precious and smart and they see what's really up with natural reproduction, aka pregnancy. DO NOT IMPREGNATE THEM, OR ELSE :>
I became a tokophobe after watching a traumatizing video in sex ed class.
Tokophobe by I stole your nose August 28, 2020

Toskosthetics 

Child of the father of aesthetics Zyzz, the most aesthetic looking physique on planet earth, sent from Zyzz himself to continue his legacy, every girl’s dream
Everybody has a little bit of Toskosthetics in them
Toskosthetics by Toskosthetics November 19, 2021
Tiskop are village people. They are also known as "nasha toora" meaning "mountain people". They tend to live in the metropolitan areas of San Diego and Detroit. They are known to have janitorial jobs in their hometown of Iraq. They are frequently spotted in family gatherings that usually require some sort of dish for entrance. If food or other appetizers are not provided, you will be frowned upon. Such examples of food are Riza Maraka and Kibi Hamith. Tiskopies tend to own small businesses such as gas stations, pizza parlors and dry cleaning services. They seem to have a herditary trait that allows them to produce sets of twins with colored eyes without any genetic altering. They are known for hair styles consiting of large spikes, with a taper fade on the side. Some have spotted a rare bread in the suburb of Rancho San Diego. This family of Tiskopies match all the traits of Tiskopies such as businesses, hair styles, and birth characteristics.
What village are you from bro?

Tiskop for life
Tiskop by Nasha Toora January 31, 2009
One of the rarest and sexiest names ever. Also meaning you had really really good sex and got smashed heavenly well. Almost put into another world.
“Omg, Alex “Tosko’d” the fuck out of me last night”

“I’m gonna Tosko you so hard tonight you’re gonna be seeing the stars and planets”
Tosko by Alexandros January 4, 2023
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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