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A man who has a level of stupidity similar to that of a human with a masturbating monkey for a brain.
South African origin, from Afrikaans tos, meaning masturbation or wanking, and kop being head.
Similar words are: nigger, poes, doos, retard, Andre
Example one:
John - DID YOU SEE THAT TOSKOP ANDRE IN CLASS TODAY??! WHAT A RETARD
Nick - I know right! Andre is such a stupid toskop (see Afrikaans)

tokophobia 

Jill was terrified to be pregnant, as she had severe tokophobia.
tokophobia by lamps November 25, 2007
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an abbreviated way of referring to the song The Other Side of Paradise, by glass animals
my favorite song by Glass Animals is TOSOP
tosop by ashketchxp April 27, 2020

Tokophobe 

Someone who is very afraid of anything to do with pregnancy and childbirth. Please be nice to them, they're precious and smart and they see what's really up with natural reproduction, aka pregnancy. DO NOT IMPREGNATE THEM, OR ELSE :>
I became a tokophobe after watching a traumatizing video in sex ed class.
Tokophobe by I stole your nose August 28, 2020

Toskosthetics 

Child of the father of aesthetics Zyzz, the most aesthetic looking physique on planet earth, sent from Zyzz himself to continue his legacy, every girl’s dream
Everybody has a little bit of Toskosthetics in them
Toskosthetics by Toskosthetics November 19, 2021
Tiskop are village people. They are also known as "nasha toora" meaning "mountain people". They tend to live in the metropolitan areas of San Diego and Detroit. They are known to have janitorial jobs in their hometown of Iraq. They are frequently spotted in family gatherings that usually require some sort of dish for entrance. If food or other appetizers are not provided, you will be frowned upon. Such examples of food are Riza Maraka and Kibi Hamith. Tiskopies tend to own small businesses such as gas stations, pizza parlors and dry cleaning services. They seem to have a herditary trait that allows them to produce sets of twins with colored eyes without any genetic altering. They are known for hair styles consiting of large spikes, with a taper fade on the side. Some have spotted a rare bread in the suburb of Rancho San Diego. This family of Tiskopies match all the traits of Tiskopies such as businesses, hair styles, and birth characteristics.
What village are you from bro?

Tiskop for life
Tiskop by Nasha Toora January 31, 2009
One of the rarest and sexiest names ever. Also meaning you had really really good sex and got smashed heavenly well. Almost put into another world.
“Omg, Alex “Tosko’d” the fuck out of me last night”

“I’m gonna Tosko you so hard tonight you’re gonna be seeing the stars and planets”
Tosko by Alexandros January 4, 2023
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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