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ass to pussy 

The sexual act whereby anal sex is immediately followed by vaginal sex without any hygienic measures taken inbetween.
I was watching a porn where this girl was willing to perform ass to pussy sex.
ass to pussy by mrcomputerwiz August 9, 2006

pussy to pussy

when two cats get in a disagreement over the semi skimmed milk
"lets have it out, pussy to pussy, the milk is mine"
pussy to pussy by megasaurusrex January 6, 2014
Tom Hollands pussy
Becca: “I want some Tomussy right now”
tomussy by Jlee Holland March 1, 2022
When the head of a man’s penis penetrates the head (tipussy) of another man’s penis.
Damn that tipussy was so good it felt like a real pussy

balls to pussy ratio 

Vital foundation for the positive outcome of a party, stating that there should at least be one vagina present for every testicle. As a result a party with a good "balls to pussy ratio" provides two females for one male.
"Dude, that party sucked. Seriously, there weren't any chicks at all."

"Yeah, it had a really crappy balls to pussy ratio."
balls to pussy ratio by Mike Hoffster December 20, 2008

cock to pussy ratio

The cock to pussy ratio, or cock:pussy, is a way of measuring the amount of guys in a group versus the amount of girls.
It can then be simplified down so if there were to be a sexual adventure the amount of cocks to pussys would be clear.
Oh no, don't invite Steve, he'll bump the cock to pussy ratio to 3:9
cock to pussy ratio by JimPop April 4, 2009
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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