topoo 

The art of being able to crank one off whilst taking a poo

Topoo - Being able to ejaculate whilst curling one down

topoo by Paul Tried August 12, 2007

toploader 

The act of defacating in somebody's washing machine. Similar to an "upper decker" the toploader has the advantage of not only being more inconvenient to the victim, but also much funnier to the person performing, as well as their friends. The toploader is a serious commitment to pranking and should only be used when the victim is a total douche, or it would be really funny to everybody else.

Man, that guy wouldn't let me use his bathroom so I snuck into his laundry room and gave him a toploader!

toploader by Seamour Butz February 10, 2010

toptoon 

A weird ass website full of weird ass content

John:WTF is that ad
Joe:oh yea that toptoon

toptoon by ✨🗿✨ April 25, 2022

topology

In mathematics, topology (from the Greek τόπος, place, and λόγος, study) is concerned with the properties of space that are preserved under continuous deformations, such as stretching, crumpling and bending, but not tearing or gluing. This can be studied by considering a collection of subsets, called open sets, that satisfy certain properties, turning the given set into what is known as a topological space. Important topological properties include connectedness and compactness.

Using topology, you can figure out why a hole in a hole in a hole is just like a three-handled coffee cup.

topology by Cyclotrons December 2, 2017

the oooly toooly 

worldwide trending topic on twitter only because Harry Styles tweeted it. nobody knows.

Harry Styles tweeted "the oooly toooly" so millions of girls are going to make it a worldwide trending topic even though they have no idea what he's talking about. Welcome to the world of fangirls.

the oooly toooly by t00sa88yf0ry0u September 5, 2014

Topomax/Topamax 

Topomax is the misspelling of the prescription drug, Topamax (Topiramate). It is an anticonvulsant and anti-seizure medication that, in stronger doses us used to control epilepsy. In smaller amounts prescribed under the brand name Topamax, it is used to help control severe migraines in both frequency and severity.

I use to get migraines two to three days a week until I began taking Topomax/Topamax. Now I hardly ever get them.

Topomax/Topamax by pzzld October 10, 2007

toprock 

Part of breakdancing when the dancer is primarily on their feet. This part of the dance is where the dancer shows their style and can be very creative, therefore making it an important part of breakin'

My footwork is tight, but my toprock needs a little work.

toprock by woop woop woop wooo May 31, 2006