The art of shitting in as big a surface area as possible, smearing your hands in it and making a wonderful mural on the closest wall.
A combination of "tattoo" and "poo", it can also be used to mean the consumption of the turd.
A combination of "tattoo" and "poo", it can also be used to mean the consumption of the turd.
"Oh my God, did you see the tapoo your toddler's just done? It's like a fucking Picasso!"
"Jesus, she has the tapoo in her teeth"
"Jesus, she has the tapoo in her teeth"
by Mortical Zombie November 17, 2011
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I tapoo you.
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Get the tapoo mug.A wonderful substance created during a furious session of bedroom gymnastics between a man and a woman.
While moving from vaginal penetration to anal ‘bum love’ a mixture of sweat, male pre-cum, female fanny batter, spit/lube, arse-grease and ultimately jizz get rubbed together to create a magical porridge like substance around the female arse pipe and the penis of the male.
This produce is usually cleaned away by bathing or it can be scraped up and eaten off of a Ritz cracker - yummy!
While moving from vaginal penetration to anal ‘bum love’ a mixture of sweat, male pre-cum, female fanny batter, spit/lube, arse-grease and ultimately jizz get rubbed together to create a magical porridge like substance around the female arse pipe and the penis of the male.
This produce is usually cleaned away by bathing or it can be scraped up and eaten off of a Ritz cracker - yummy!
‘I’m so tired today’ said George, ‘I was up all night hammering Mildred up the tradesman’s, after I spaffed my wad up her nipsy she licked my rod clean and commented that she wished she had a Ritz cracker handy to much the arsepipe tapioca off’
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Fred: They're gonna teach me a move called happy tapioca, I don't know what it is but apparently I'll be butt fucked and submerged in pudding. See you around!
Fred: They're gonna teach me a move called happy tapioca, I don't know what it is but apparently I'll be butt fucked and submerged in pudding. See you around!
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Nothing out of the ordinary officer, but it might be related to me giving her the Tallahassee Tapout. Will she be ok?
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