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Toptional
Allowing hoes, hussies, bitches, whores, sluts, tramps, scallywags or any other type of female the option (or more so request) to take their shirts off and run around a specified location with titties out.
Toytooner
A well endowed male modestly living, in the area of Brae. Able to pump through a whole harem of girls before breakfast, breaking multiple hearts on the way. Commonly asked to by women to cut their grass when their husbands are at work. The grass in the gardens in toytown is rarely cut.
Oh hey! Are you a toytooner? Bill is on nights this week from 7, come along cut my grass would you please, for next four nights.