toptoon 

A weird ass website full of weird ass content

John:WTF is that ad
Joe:oh yea that toptoon

toptoon by ✨🗿✨ April 25, 2022

Toptional 

Allowing hoes, hussies, bitches, whores, sluts, tramps, scallywags or any other type of female the option (or more so request) to take their shirts off and run around a specified location with titties out.

Hey ladies...would you like to take a dip in the toptional hottub?

Toptional by polinski August 11, 2009

Toytooner

A well endowed male modestly living, in the area of Brae. Able to pump through a whole harem of girls before breakfast, breaking multiple hearts on the way. Commonly asked to by women to cut their grass when their husbands are at work. The grass in the gardens in toytown is rarely cut.

Oh hey! Are you a toytooner? Bill is on nights this week from 7, come along cut my grass would you please, for next four nights.

Toytooner by Aye butt August 6, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022