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A word that my brother and girlfriend have created. In the state of Massachusetts, there are many so-called, opposite potholes. This is where stupid ass tar or whatever sticks up from the ground creating it to be the opposite definition of a pothole. The term “pot” backwards is “top” so the beautifully extremely intelligent word “tophole” was created.
“Woah! I just ran over a huge tophole! God I hope my tire isn’t flat now”
tophole by Rufustgoofus July 22, 2022
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Top hole 

A chiefly British adjective/exclamation regarding something you find rather excellent.
What a truly splendid performance! Top hole!
Top hole by Reginald Herring June 30, 2005
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Louisiana toehole 

"Dude did you give Chasity the Louisiana toehole last night?"

"Yeah man my big toe almost got stuck!"
Louisiana toehole by Samuel Sanudo October 12, 2014
Tip-hole is a great comeback. You must not overuse this term. It is mainly used when someone says something totally obvious, and instead of saying "Thanks Tips" say "Thanks Tiphole!"(in a sarcastic tone) When someone is being a tip hole, you know.
"There is a door there…"
"Thanks Tiphole!"

"Where should I put my stuff?"
"On the ground you tip hole!"

"Man, this coffee is hot!"
"Thanks tip hole!"
tiphole by youlittlechince February 15, 2014
Kate has things stuck into her toyhole every Thursday.
toyhole by Patricia Faulkner April 5, 2006
Person with an irrational fear of tofu or other "ethnic" foods of non-animal origin.
She doesn't dislike Chinese food because she's racist - she's just a tophobe.
tophobe by Sendhil March 9, 2005
a girl's pussy, especially one that has had toys/dildos inserted in it many times
Dang, her toyhole will be busy this weekend..
toyhole by Patricia Faulkner April 5, 2006