A word that my brother and girlfriend have created. In the state of Massachusetts, there are many so-called, opposite potholes. This is where stupid ass tar or whatever sticks up from the ground creating it to be the opposite definition of a pothole. The term “pot” backwards is “top” so the beautifully extremely intelligent word “tophole” was created.
“Woah! I just ran over a huge tophole! God I hope my tire isn’t flat now”
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."