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Top top is a stupid phrase used by the worst player ever to win the Main Event of the World Series of Poker. It means to have top pair and top kicker.
"I'm sorry but I have top top"-Jamie Gold, en route to luckboxing his way to first place
top top by onearmedninja August 5, 2008
Poker term. Used when you have top pair and top kicker.
If you are holding Ace King in your hand in Hold em and hit the King on the board. You have Top Top.
Top Top by vnutz October 17, 2006

top top bottom top 

uber awesome way of describing which screen you are on when playing 4 players on a halo reach custom game.
Ethan: hey man which screen are you on?
Joey: top top bottom top!

Ethan,Joey,Lauren,Zack: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahaahhaahaahahahahahahahahahah XD

top top head 

Sixty-nine or 69, additionally known by its French name soixante-neuf (69) is a gathering of sex positions in which two individuals adjust themselves so that every individual's mouth is close to the other's privates, performing oral sex at the same time.

The members are in this manner commonly positioned like the numerals 6 and 9 in the number 69, subsequently the name.

This position can include any blend of sexual orientations.

Varieties of the 69 positions incorporate common anilingus or "twofold rimming", and the useo f hands on either partner's butt or vagina. In these positions, the people are said to encounter sexual incitement all the while, however, this can likewise occupy the individuals who attempt to concentrate singularly on pleasuring themselves. The position can be ungainly for partners who are not similar in stature.

The Kama Sutra says this sex position, though via an alternate name: "When a man also lady rests in a personalized request, i.e. with the leader of the one towards the feet of the other and carry on mouth congress, it is known as the 'congress of a crow'. Essentially, in this position the two individual bodies takes over the state of the number 69 with one individual lying on their back and the other confronting the inverse route/upset on in order to at the same time perform "oral" sex-one. It doesn't make a difference who is on the top or if it is more "stooped over" (or yet on their sides).
top top head by Top-top-head May 24, 2017

top-top show 

(adj) being showy and just putting on a "show"
I can see right through his top-top show
top-top show by The real D-Rod October 28, 2008

top/topself 

an identifier for those who exhibit such raw, unfiltered top energy that it silences all bottoms within a 50 yd. raidus.
"Damn I feel my pussy quivering, is top/topself coming this way?"
"You mean L1v? Yeah they're coming over here."
"Shit I gotta get this under control, I'll see you later."
top/topself by shower vampire March 30, 2021