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top load 

a) v. to make a bowl movement in the water tank of a toilet (top load.ed, -ing) b) n. someone who takes a bowl movement in the water tank of a toilet (top load.er)
v.: present tense: Don't usurp my throne or I'll top load yours!
past tense: Bill top loaded my toilet, it made the water run brown for weeks.
n.: Hi I'm Bill and I'm a top loader.
top load by EnigmaticRythms May 1, 2005
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top loader

The act of defecating in the tank of a toilet. Also known as an upper decker.
I left them a top loader on my last day at the office.
top loader by joshua September 29, 2003
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Top Loader

when some one rolls a joint to pass round and puts all the weed at the top so he gets most off it to them self.also known as a rackley
tonys such a top loader putting all the weed at his end
Top Loader by antonio ranklif January 21, 2010

top loader

Term used to refer to the late-model NES. Games are inserted into the top and stick out from it, similar to a SNES or Genesis. Contrast this with the original side loader model, where the games did not stick out and were covered by an opening/closing flap. Also adopted a different controller style from the side-loading NES, the shape of which earned it the nickname "dog bone"; this controller is widely considered inferior to the previous square controller. Top loaders can be easily found on eBay at somewhat exorbitant prices.
Top loaders are fine and all, but nothing says "Nintendo" like that chunky old side loader.
top loader by roundthewheel January 9, 2009

Top Loader

1. A rare 1993 version of the NES. It is smaller than the old front loading version most are familiar with. It was far more reliable than the old version and is frequently sought after by nerds and retro gamers. It has only an RF ouput, and the games stick out rather oddly.

2. A VCR that is from between 1976 and 1984. The tape would be inserted into a thing that sprang up from the top, then pressed to load and play.

3. Basic sex position where the female is on the bottom and male on top. The man pushes his cock in her cooter and proceeds to orgasm.
1. Sweet I got an NES top loader!

2. I just but a toploader off ebay!

3. A prankster videotaped a couple doing the toploader.
Top Loader by 2daiy November 27, 2009

top loader

Its when you take the lid off the tank of the toliet ans sit on it while taking a shit and your partner is taking a shit in the regular bowl and sucking u off
Me giving my son a top loader at nite
top loader by Stewart Warren December 16, 2002

Top Loading

When an individual wears nothing but a t-shirt... NOTHING but a t-shirt

Its especially egregious when the shirt is too short and too big around. Tube socks may be admissible, but it makes a gross thing worse.
Dude 1: I was top loading all night last night
Dude 2: Gross
Top Loading by Ants Are So Crazy August 19, 2013
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