Toomer

A clown-faced hoe bag

Did you go out with Jamie last night?

Nah man, she's a total Toomer.

Toomer by Deputy Dog May 11, 2018

Toomer

Subsitution for the word boomer meaning the ultimate activity or goal in sport.

Also used to describe something that is really good!

Sometimes refered to as "Amani"

Derrived from the New York Giants Wide Reciever Called Amani Toomer.

1) A shot from 35 yards out has gone in! What a Toomer!
2)Oh what a Toomer! We are winning 4-0!

Toomer by Dave "The Hitman" Harris April 6, 2008

Toomer

A name used to call-out and chastise those that deliver an unsolicited self-absorbed response to public complaints about injustice, social grievances, or other protestations that challenge the status quo.

Not liking what they're hearing, they're compelled to inject an adversarial voice into a conversation, often anonymously, without concern for being disruptive, causing confusion, or aggrieving those with differing opinions.

Their responses include but are not limited to: dismissive noise, diversionary whataboutisms, mind-blind dis-empathy, and logical fallacies.

The name also alludes to being cancerous, toxic, and being detrimental to progressive conversation by eroding social discourse.

"This dishonest cop is a part of the problem."
"Lots of people are dishonest not just cops."
"Found the Toomer."

Toomer by Diatesso March 21, 2022

Toomer's Corner 

The intersection at Magnolia Ave and College St. in Auburn, AL. Divides "downtown" Auburn from the campus of Auburn University. Called Toomer's Corner because of the store named Toomer's Drugs, which is no longer a drug store but instead an Auburn souvenir shop that sells food and lemonade. Toomer's Drugs has been located at the corner of this intersection in Auburn for over 110 years. After major athletic victories, people gather here and roll an old oak tree with toilet paper, known in Auburn as "rolling Toomer's Corner". Many local bars are located around this intersection.

I have gotten way too many late night phone calls to go pick some drunk retard up from Toomer's Corner.

Toomer's Corner by Magnus von Slaughterhausen February 25, 2010

Tomer moment 

Used when someone either confused, didnt get the joke or does something stupid

Person 1 : what do you mean?

Person 2 : this is a tomer moment...

Tomer moment by GeneralPutte February 16, 2021

Tomer moment 

When someone acts confused to an extremely obvious statement

Person 1: I need to go sleep now, see you later!
Person 2: ???
Person 1: Tomer moment

Tomer moment by pogge5 February 19, 2021

Toomeyed 

When a politician runs for office on the premise that he has principles and will defend a particular position, but abandons those principles during his first term, the people who voted for him have been "Toomeyed".

The Jr. Senator from PA ran in 2010 as a staunch defender of the 2nd amendment, assumed office in 2011, and in 2013 Toomeyed the voters by joining with with the likes of Chuck Schumer and Dianne Feinstein in a "Yes" vote for cloture on S 649.

Toomeyed by Ewussor April 13, 2013