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toomah
synonymous with tumor, but may specifically denote a malignant brain lesion causing headaches when used only in retort by a muscular Austrian man to a room of inquisitive adolescents
"What's the matter?"
"Oh, I have a headache."
"It might be a tumor?"
"IT'S NOT A TOOMAH, IT'S NOT A TOOMAH, AT ALL!!!"
"Oh, I have a headache."
"It might be a tumor?"
"IT'S NOT A TOOMAH, IT'S NOT A TOOMAH, AT ALL!!!"
toomah by Grammar Hammer January 8, 2012
It's not a toomah
It's not a toomah by Poopsy July 8, 2003
Tooma
A bro king, who is a master of adhering to social cues and is always doing or saying the right thing at the right time.
Tooma by Charlie Allen May 21, 2011
toomanybutterfliesclosetomephobia
guy 1: hey do you want to go visit the butterfly house at the zoo
guy 2: nah man really don't I've got toomanybutterfliesclosetomephobia
guy 2: nah man really don't I've got toomanybutterfliesclosetomephobia
toomanybutterfliesclosetomephobia by 27_Hippos November 6, 2021
Toomanist
Toomanist is a person that, willingly or unwillingly, manifests Toomanism. Toomanism is the philosophical school that first identified the tendency of philosophical discourse to fragment into a multiplicity of -ism related claims. The tendency can be seen is academic philosophical discource as well as in online discussions in which the participants may or may not even understand exactly what the -ism refers to or have read any relevant works.
The term was first coined in the Symbolic World Discord server to dissuade such a fragmentation. At present the attempt seems to have failed as it is virtually impossible for modern people to avoid getting involved in Toomanistic discussions but a larger movement has been initiated to raise awareness and help those affected.
The term was first coined in the Symbolic World Discord server to dissuade such a fragmentation. At present the attempt seems to have failed as it is virtually impossible for modern people to avoid getting involved in Toomanistic discussions but a larger movement has been initiated to raise awareness and help those affected.
- This is clearly positioning you as a Platonist even though you profess to be a relativist in your conception of morality. If you accept nominalism how can you profess to adhere to materialism, physicalism and scientific realism?
- You are a f***ing Toomanist!!
- You are a f***ing Toomanist!!
Toomanist by Dionysis___ February 3, 2023
Thomajii
Big body boy , he like to eat , he dated faith"one tooth" he like to ride people dick but he not gay though
Thomajii wanna ride this dick
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