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he's a tool 

Someone who doesn't have their own identity but will latch onto others ideas to be popular. He will others use him. Used in a sentence "He's such a tool" means he is inauthentic and just mirroring beliefs and actions of others.
He's a tool, he can't think for himself.
he's a tool by Surreal&milk June 30, 2016

He's a tool 

An individual with zero common sense or logic and tries too hard to fit in. He or she could be referred to a pathetic loser or no life individual. Person could also be called the word sanjive.
"Oh look at that person trying to live off others idea. He's a tool."
"See how fake and plagiarized that individual is, he is such a sanjive."
He's a tool by Dave Ramos October 11, 2023

tool store 

the worst of all the "tools"
since a tool is better than a toolbox, and a toolshed is worse than a toolbox then a tool store is the worst of all of them
Man that Kevin is really a tool store!
tool store by ferrdog April 9, 2008

Tool Stool

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.
Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Tool Stool.
Tool Stool by Nicholas A.B. June 30, 2008

tool shed 

Dude, that's the Kappa Sig house. Why would you go over to that fuckin tool shed?
tool shed by TU1 September 11, 2006

Tool Syndrome 

Tool Syndrome is a offset of crackeritis. When crackeritis is at its end, there are three things that may happen

1. You may get shot in a drive-by by a group of real black people
2. Crackeritis passes and you are fine(most common)
3. You undergo Tool Syndrome
Tool Syndrome includes being used, being stupid and douchey and will eventually end in your depression an then suicide
Guy 1: Justin Bieber's crackeritis is cured
Guy 2: Finally no more gay music
Guy 1: You didn't let me finish he now has tool syndrome
Guy 2: God Damn it
Tool Syndrome by fxw July 11, 2010