ferrdog's definitions

chawawa

A little mexican dog with pointy ears and beady eyes before spell check was invented.

If you are reading this you don't know how to spell chawawa.

by ferrdog April 11, 2008

professional booger picker

A profession listed on job applications to avoid getting the job to continue collecting unemployment.

During a job interview, walk in with a plate of boogers. When the interviewer asks about the plate, tell them "I used to wipe them on my pants, but that's just gross." I'm a professional booger picker.

by ferrdog April 11, 2008

Anal Radar

The ever increasing urge to shit when the anus realizes it's closer to home.

Seven miles from home I'm fine. Two blocks away and my anal radar kicks in and I really gotta shit.

by ferrdog August 6, 2009

tool store

the worst of all the "tools"
since a tool is better than a toolbox, and a toolshed is worse than a toolbox then a tool store is the worst of all of them

Man that Kevin is really a tool store!

by ferrdog April 9, 2008

B2 Bomber

During anal sex the balls are stuffed into the anus and you ejaculate
"Balls in Bowels" = BB or B2
"While Cumming" = Bomber

That girl is so dirty i bet you she would like a B2 Bomber.

by ferrdog July 30, 2009

B2

During anal sex the balls are stuffed into the anus.

"Balls in Bowels" = BB or B2

Hey Baby, grab your shoehorn it's time for a B2.
B2 Bomber

by ferrdog August 6, 2009