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Toddling 

Noun. A very small and unsteady toddler; the pre-toddler stage of child development, usually follows immediately after baby.

Also, present tense of the verb 'to toddle.'
William was a toddling at about fifteen months before he became a toddler proper.

Tom came toddling in from the kitchen, with a bottle of beer he'd just found in the fridge.
Toddling by Stuart Concannon March 2, 2005
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Toddling 

To go on and on about something
Stop toddling on about that show!
Toddling by Soup’s Version May 18, 2024

Tart Toddling 

The act of opening a poptart pouch and taking only one of the two poptarts leaving the second one to go stale.
I hate living at my brothers house with all the Tart Toddling that goes on!
Tart Toddling by Dooley July 12, 2006

tuddling 

like sexting, but instead of describing sexually explicit exploits through text, you describe cuddling instead!
Boy: Now I'm going to wrap my arms around you and not let go!
Girl: I love being the little spoon and I love tuddling with you :]
tuddling by Larry Smarter April 18, 2011
Messing around, fucking around, goofing around, not doing what you're supposed to be doing, fartin' around, aimless wander
The interns went toodling around town with the VP's credit card.
toodling by Chizzle901 September 20, 2013

Log Twoddling 

doing absolutely nothing, but meant to sound as if your doing something dirty
screw this, lets go log twoddling
Log Twoddling by Dani.Coast June 5, 2010
Todd Tod Show IPA verb, Todded, Todding, Todder
1.
To do something that involves failing to see something; to be blind.
2.
To do something so blind everyone else laughs; shoot at nothing in call of duty (Video Game).
3.
To act blind; to fail to see somehthing repeatedly over a shot period of time.
4.
To act blind over a long period of time usualy over a day or more.
"Wow that guy just ran past 3 people hes such a todd."

"OMFG you just todded so hard, now were going to loose."

"Sorry guys im todding hard today..."

"That guys such a todder he always fails to see things."
Todding by Maliaht September 11, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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