3 definitions by Dooley

I wanted to hang out with you but you were too busy pooning your girlfriend
by Dooley July 12, 2006
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One who commits an act of Tart Toddling
That Tart Toddler made me eat a stale poptart!
by Dooley July 16, 2006
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The act of opening a poptart pouch and taking only one of the two poptarts leaving the second one to go stale.
I hate living at my brothers house with all the Tart Toddling that goes on!
by Dooley July 12, 2006
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