Definitions by Dooley

Tart Toddler 

One who commits an act of Tart Toddling

That Tart Toddler made me eat a stale poptart!

Tart Toddler by Dooley July 16, 2006

Tart Toddling 

The act of opening a poptart pouch and taking only one of the two poptarts leaving the second one to go stale.

I hate living at my brothers house with all the Tart Toddling that goes on!

Tart Toddling by Dooley July 12, 2006

pooning 

The Process of getting Poon Tang.

I wanted to hang out with you but you were too busy pooning your girlfriend

pooning by Dooley July 11, 2006