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tonmeister 

Oh I'm studying Geography, how about you? ''Oh, i'm a sound wanker'', Ah you mean Tonmeister
tonmeister by LudicrousFiddle January 12, 2017
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To not sleep an entire night. Generally it indicates the person was doing something like fansubbing anime or playing video games.
Dude A: Man, I was so into playing MW3 last night I totally pulled a tormaid
Dude B: haha, I did that too. Isn't MW3 awesome!
tormaid by Rodney Skinner December 2, 2011
A person who lives and breathes for nut jokes. With every chance they get, they sabotage an unsuspecting victim with a nut joke. If your friend is a Tonmi, be careful of your choice of words around them.
"Yo, can you check the time for me?"
"Check deez nuts in your face"
"Sigh, stop being a tonmi"
Tonmi by Zavyr July 18, 2021

Tonpaism 

A religion in which you worship Tonpa from Hunter x Hunter. People in this religion often greet others by giving them juice filled with laxatives. They also enjoy crushing people’s dreams, that’s a very fulfilling part for people who practice this religion.
Person A: “I’m a tonpaist, what about you?”

Person B: “Oh me too! Tonpaism is the best”

Person A: “IKR!”

Person A and B: *does a toast with their laxative juices*
Tonpaism by baldgirlfromhell November 2, 2020
She is a beautiful unique girl that will make you laugh when you need to. She is very hardworking, smart and is a great girlfriend. She could act like your bestfriend while dating you. If you know a Tomai, don’t let her go.
You know Tomai? She is so beautiful, wow!
Tomai by Youngin ina hat September 23, 2020
Tomai is the definition of SEXY. From his hair to his lips he will give you pure pleasure just looking at him. He’s one of the funniest people out there and always puts a smile on my face. His favorite term to use is “man”. He has inspired many genres on twitter. He overall is an amazing person that I wish I could meet one day.
Love TOMAI ALL MY HOMIES LOVE TOMAI
Tomai by Van!ty April 16, 2020
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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