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A guy with a weird name.

AKA Tree, Tobias, Tiddies, ton, Mai
Tonmai’s dog is Chonky
Tonmai by HeheheWHOAmI November 22, 2021
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tonmeister 

Oh I'm studying Geography, how about you? ''Oh, i'm a sound wanker'', Ah you mean Tonmeister
tonmeister by LudicrousFiddle January 12, 2017
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To not sleep an entire night. Generally it indicates the person was doing something like fansubbing anime or playing video games.
Dude A: Man, I was so into playing MW3 last night I totally pulled a tormaid
Dude B: haha, I did that too. Isn't MW3 awesome!
tormaid by Rodney Skinner December 2, 2011
A person who lives and breathes for nut jokes. With every chance they get, they sabotage an unsuspecting victim with a nut joke. If your friend is a Tonmi, be careful of your choice of words around them.
"Yo, can you check the time for me?"
"Check deez nuts in your face"
"Sigh, stop being a tonmi"
Tonmi by Zavyr July 18, 2021

Tonpaism 

A religion in which you worship Tonpa from Hunter x Hunter. People in this religion often greet others by giving them juice filled with laxatives. They also enjoy crushing people’s dreams, that’s a very fulfilling part for people who practice this religion.
Person A: “I’m a tonpaist, what about you?”

Person B: “Oh me too! Tonpaism is the best

Person A: “IKR!”

Person A and B: *does a toast with their laxative juices*
Tonpaism by baldgirlfromhell November 2, 2020
She is a beautiful unique girl that will make you laugh when you need to. She is very hardworking, smart and is a great girlfriend. She could act like your bestfriend while dating you. If you know a Tomai, don’t let her go.
You know Tomai? She is so beautiful, wow!
Tomai by Youngin ina hat September 23, 2020
Tomai is the definition of SEXY. From his hair to his lips he will give you pure pleasure just looking at him. He’s one of the funniest people out there and always puts a smile on my face. His favorite term to use is “man”. He has inspired many genres on twitter. He overall is an amazing person that I wish I could meet one day.
Love TOMAI ALL MY HOMIES LOVE TOMAI
Tomai by Van!ty April 16, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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