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tonmeister 

Oh I'm studying Geography, how about you? ''Oh, i'm a sound wanker'', Ah you mean Tonmeister
tonmeister by LudicrousFiddle January 12, 2017
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To not sleep an entire night. Generally it indicates the person was doing something like fansubbing anime or playing video games.
Dude A: Man, I was so into playing MW3 last night I totally pulled a tormaid
Dude B: haha, I did that too. Isn't MW3 awesome!
tormaid by Rodney Skinner December 2, 2011
A person who lives and breathes for nut jokes. With every chance they get, they sabotage an unsuspecting victim with a nut joke. If your friend is a Tonmi, be careful of your choice of words around them.
"Yo, can you check the time for me?"
"Check deez nuts in your face"
"Sigh, stop being a tonmi"
Tonmi by Zavyr July 18, 2021

Tonpaism 

A religion in which you worship Tonpa from Hunter x Hunter. People in this religion often greet others by giving them juice filled with laxatives. They also enjoy crushing people’s dreams, that’s a very fulfilling part for people who practice this religion.
Person A: “I’m a tonpaist, what about you?”

Person B: “Oh me too! Tonpaism is the best”

Person A: “IKR!”

Person A and B: *does a toast with their laxative juices*
Tonpaism by baldgirlfromhell November 2, 2020
She is a beautiful unique girl that will make you laugh when you need to. She is very hardworking, smart and is a great girlfriend. She could act like your bestfriend while dating you. If you know a Tomai, don’t let her go.
You know Tomai? She is so beautiful, wow!
Tomai by Youngin ina hat September 23, 2020
Tomai is the definition of SEXY. From his hair to his lips he will give you pure pleasure just looking at him. He’s one of the funniest people out there and always puts a smile on my face. His favorite term to use is “man”. He has inspired many genres on twitter. He overall is an amazing person that I wish I could meet one day.
Love TOMAI ALL MY HOMIES LOVE TOMAI
Tomai by Van!ty April 16, 2020
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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