tomaiis 

A small happy girl, who’s bright, humble and hard working. She’s often confused for a tomato, but not because of her looks but because she really enjoys tomatoes particularly in salsas. If you can’t get on the spicy side she’ll throw tomato’s at you. Tomato-taaamato

You’re such a spicy Tomaiis

tomaiis by Tomaiis’s sister November 24, 2021

Tomatism 

A rare lethal disease in which viewing tomatoes causes a chemical reaction in the brain of the afflicted, causing immediate death.

It's real, don't look it up.

Guy1: "Hey dude, you wanna share this tomato?"

Guy2: "Don't you know I have tomatism!? Now I'm gonna d-"

Tomatism by Kage-sama January 27, 2015

Tomatism 

The belief that life, the universe and everything is really just the insides of a cosmic tomato and that we all await a great, lycopene-filled salvation at the hands of our liberator Heinz (or Felix or any other brand of ketchup).

You: Wait, do you actually believe in Tomatism?

Me: Heil Heinz, our liberator, may he bring us from our state of rotten tomato-seeds into the great liberation that is his sweet, lycopene-filled sauce.

Tomatism by Flying-Potato January 19, 2018

tomaisin 

A less pretentious term for sun-dried tomatoes.

Tosh was right about sun-dried tomatoes, but these tomaisins are great!

tomaisin by tomaisinist December 7, 2011