tonka tonk

means to: have hot wild sex all night long......

my boyfriend and i are going to tonka tonk tonight!!!!

tonka tonk by mallory March 12, 2005

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Tonk-Tonks

Any person whose appearance or disposition suggests they may be less evolved than the average modern human. The common tonk-tonk will often be found in a multicolor japanese car with tilted rear wheels (due to improperly lowering its body without adjusting the suspension) blasting either reggaeton or doofdoof music (or any other primitive- or tribal-sounding monotonous soundtrack with simple and repetitious beats.) Many tonk-tonks wear loose-fitting clothing, seemingly because such garments remind them of the animalhide wrappings their grandparents crafted in the jungles and pastoral hills of the remote islands from which most tonk-tonks originate. Most tonk-tonks tend to have success in the bartering of goods (usually drugs) as their mental resources are geared toward the nomadic hunter-gatherer mentality. They also usually have some type of legal trouble following them, as their simple brains cannot grasp the concept of laws or rules. When one encounters the common tonk-tonk in its natural habitat (the club, fastfood restaurants, sportsbars) it is wise not to use complicated verbiage or gestures, as tonk-tonks are frightened of things they cannot understand and may initiate primal defense instincts, resulting in frantic utterances in their monkey-language and sometimes bitemarks. They can be restrained by employing well-aimed severe kicks to the face, especially once the tonk-tonk has fallen to the ground.

E.M.F. likes to yell at the Tonk-Tonks in his gwala gwala dialect because they think he can talk to their deceased ancestors who learned the secrets of sneaking past the border patrol and avoiding capture by the I.N.S.

Tonk-Tonks by spanky mackockleberrie October 4, 2010

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Tonka titties

A 400 pound man with Tonka titties and he wears a tight shirt

You like my Tonka titties

Tonka titties by Kingofdick February 7, 2019

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Tonka

A tonka is a big car. usually a SUV, that is also fast asf, usually powered by a V8-engine and in some cases V10.

Examples of a tonka is the Jeep Trackhawk, Dodge Durango SRT Hellcat and the quintessential Lamborghini Urus (a.k.a Lamb Truck).
The term has been used for a long time but recently got a revival after our lord and saviour YEAT started using it.

Person 1: "I was riding round in my tonka"
Person 2: "What the fuck are you saying?"
Person 1: "I'm quoting Yeat, shut the fuck up you not my twizzy."

Tonka by twizzytonky4l January 3, 2022