mallory's definitions

hairy pepperonis

pepperonis that have hair on/around them

He has hairy pepperonis

by Mallory January 6, 2004

antiwar protestor

a dirty fucking hippy

ALL anti-war protestors are dirty fucking hippies.

by Mallory January 6, 2004

bifferific

Some one whos your absolute bff

Joanna is my bifferific !!

by Mallory May 11, 2004

Crip

a stupid ass who aint got no common sense

Are blue birds blue??? OMFG!!! You're such a funking crip!

by Mallory November 13, 2003

weeeee

masturbate

'I am really horny, I'm gonna go weeee'

by Mallory August 20, 2003

rank

Meaning something smells/looks super ugly.

Man, she is rank!!
Could he be anymore rank??

by Mallory October 14, 2004

sexperv

30+ year old men who offer to pay for hotels only to boink for hours.

Bill is a total sexperv.

by Mallory January 6, 2004